Did you know that 13 is Hilda’s lucky number?
Crappedy crap, scribe, let me do this. I can see you’re going down Babble Road again and that’s not what people are waiting for! So here is the news for anyone who’s interested in news: THE NEW BOOK IS OUT!
As 13 is indeed my lucky number, you can get the book at a discount for the first 13 weeks that it’s out. After that you’re not in luck, you’ll have to pay the full copper for it.
And while we’re talking about that, why is it only copper, scribe? Don’t you think my books are worth at least a silver?