Ladies and gentlemen, dear readers,
It is with fitting pleasure and pride that I-
Crappedy crap, scribe, stop the difficult things!
Hilda, please cut that out, I’m trying to announce the eleventh book.
Then do that faster! I know you can talk faster than you write!
Here it is! Hilda – Rock ‘n’ Troll! Available as e-book through Smashwords and all Amazon stores (US, UK, CA, ES, IT, FR, DE, JP), and in all the other locations as soon as distribution allows. The paperback is available at lulu.com.
Go get it, people!
Hilda. That’s poor marketing.
Go suck an elf, scribe.